piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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