But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
