You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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