Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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