She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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