It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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