hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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