hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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