Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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