just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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