i would punch a child for taco bell
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Maybe he injected his testicle?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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