Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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