Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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