I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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