An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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