I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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