Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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