She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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