Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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