we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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