You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
its not stalking. its research.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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