honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just wanna soil my oats bro
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
