My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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