Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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