Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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