Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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