i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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