...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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