he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I could fuck to npr.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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