i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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