why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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