Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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