you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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