My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
no, he came in my armpit
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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