I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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