the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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