watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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