I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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