My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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