i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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