We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
