I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My bed smells like the plague
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
