Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
