similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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