check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I look better un-naked...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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