So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
