...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
