I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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