I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Someone came in the potted fern
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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