marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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